Q. How do you make a blonde laugh on Saturday?
A. Tell her a joke on Wednesday.
Q. How do you confuse a blonde?
A. You can鈥檛, they have always been like that.
Q: Why did the blonde scale the chain-link fence?
A: To see what was on the other side.
Q. How do you amuse a blonde for hours?
A. Write 鈥楶lease turn over鈥?on both sides of a piece of paper.
Q. What do twenty blondes standing ear to ear make?
A. A wind tunnel.
Q. How do you confuse a blonde?
A. Put them in a round room and tell them to sit in the corner.
Q. How does a blonde try to kill a fish?
A. She drowns it.
Q. What did the blonde鈥檚 left leg say to her right leg?
A. Between the two of us, we can make a lot of money.
Q. How does a blonde part their hair?
A. By doing the splits.
Q. What did the blondes right leg say to the left leg?
A. Nothing, they haven鈥檛 met!
Q. A blonde is going to London on a plane. How can you steal her window seat?
A. Tell her the seats that are going to London are all in the middle row.
Q. Why do blondes wash their hair in the sink?
A. Because that鈥檚 where your supposed to wash vegetables.
Q. What鈥檚 a blondes favorite nursery rhyme?
A. Humpme Dumpme
Q. Why did the blonde like the car with a sunroof?
A. More leg-room!
Q. Why don鈥檛 blondes use vibrators?
A. They chip their teeth.
Q. How does a blonde like her eggs in the morning?
A. Fertilized
Q. Why do blondes like tilt steering?
A. More headroom
Q. Why is a blonde like a doorknob?
A. Because everyone gets a turn.
Q. What鈥檚 the difference between a blonde and a bowling ball?
A. You can only fit 3 fingers in a bowling ball.
Q. What does a screen door and a blonde have in common?
A. The more you bang it, the looser it gets!
Q. What do you call 20 blondes in a freezer?
A. Frosted Flakes
Q. What do you call a dumb blonde behind a steering wheel?
A. An airbag.
Q. How can you tell a blonde has had a bad day?
A. She has a tampon tucked under her ear and she can鈥檛 find her pencil.
Q. What does the Bermuda Triangle and a blonde have in common?
A. They both swallowed a lot of semen.
Q. What鈥檚 the difference between a blonde and an ironing board?
A. Its difficult to open the legs on an ironing board.
Q. How did the blonde burn her nose?
A. Bobbing for chips.
Q. What do you call a zit on a blondes ***?
A. Brain tumor.
Q. Why does a blonde insist on him wearing a condom?
A. So she can have a doggie bag for later.
Q. How would a blonde punctuate the following: 鈥淔un fun fun worry worry worry鈥?br> A. Fun period fun period fun no period worry worry worry鈥?
Q. What does a blonde say after multiple orgasms?
A. 鈥淲ay to go team!鈥?br>
Q. What do you call a blonde with a runny nose?
A. FULL
Q. What happened to the blonde tap dancer?
A. She slipped off and fell down the drain.
Q. Why did the deaf blonde sit on the newspaper?
A. So she could lip read.
Q. Why is it good to have a blonde passenger?
A. You get to park in the handicap zone.
Q. What do you call a blonde with 2 brain cells?
A. Pregnant.
Q. What鈥檚 the difference between a blonde and a 747?
A. Not everyone has been in a 747.
Q. What鈥檚 the difference between butter and a blonde?
A. Butter is difficult to spread.
Q. What do you do if a blonde throws a grenade at you?
A. Pull the pin and throw it back.
Q. What do you call it when a blonde dies her hair brunette?
A. Artificial intelligence.
Q. What do you call a blonde standing on her head?
A. A brunette with bad breath.
Q. What do blondes and cow poop have in common?
A. The older they get, the easier they are to pick up.
Q. How does a blond turn on the light after sex?
A. She opens the car door.
Q. What鈥檚 the difference between a blonde and a mosquito?
A. When you smack the mosquito it stops sucking!!
Q. What does a blonde say when you ask her what the last two words of the national anthem are?
A. Play ball!
Q. What do smart blondes and UFO鈥檚 have in common?
A. You always hear about them but never see them.
Q. Why did the blonde stare at the can of frozen orange juice?
A. Cause it said concentrate.
Q. What鈥檚 the difference between a blonde and the Titanic?
A. They know how many went down on the Titanic.
Q. How can you tell if a blonde has been using your computer?
A. The joystick is wet.
Q: How can you tell if a blonde鈥檚 been using the computer?
A: There鈥檚 white-out on the screen.
Q. Why do blondes wear underwear?
A. To keep their ankles warm.
Q. What is a brunette between two blondes?
A. An interpreter.
Q. What鈥檚 the difference between a blonde and a brick?
A. The brick doesn鈥檛 follow you home after you lay it.
Q. Did you hear about the blonde that needed gas money?
A. She sold her car for it鈥?br>
Q. What did the blonde say when she found out she was pregnant?
A. 鈥淎re you sure it鈥檚 mine?鈥?br>
Q. Why do blondes have bruised belly buttons?
A. Because they have blond boyfriends
Q. What do blondes and beer bottles have in common?
A. Their both empty from the neck up
Q. What do you call a blond with a brain?
A. A golden retriever.
Q. What do you call a blonde in the closet?
A. The 1984 hide and go seek champion.
Q. How can you tell that a blonde sent you a fax?
A. It has a stamp on it.
Q. What do you call a room full of blondes with PMS and yeast infections?
A. A wine and cheese party!
Q. How do you drown a blonde?
A. Put a scratch 鈥榥 sniff sticker at the bottom of a pool.
Q. Hear about the blonde that bought an AM radio?
A. It took her a month to figure out she could play it at night too.
Q. What did the blonde say when she saw the banana peel on the floor?
A. Oh no, I鈥檓 going to fall again!
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What can I say, brillant as always..you always give me a good start in the mornings..lol
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These poor blondes get all the stick.
Like them all
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I don't get it!!!!!!!
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dats kinda wrong sum of it wus funni but wrong give the blondes a break
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Some of those jokes I really didn't like, but others were funny. I don't really understand the point of them but nice job...
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wicked haha
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And this will keep me entertained for days, weeks maybe! HA HA! Very good. But I'm just a dirty blonde .heh heh...
I actually do have a key chain that says : how do you keep an idiot (instead of blonde) busy for hours. Turn this over.
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Thoes are just to cute!
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You have a wicked sense of humour. I like them all. It's at times like these I am glad I am not blonde. hahaha 搂
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do you really think blondes are really stupid?????
you need to learn to think clearly... i am the smartest gal in my school and i have sandy blonde hair with blue eyes \
:P
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hahahahaaa they were funny, well done for making me laugh....lol
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Hahahhahahaaaaa, who ever said blondes have more fun hahahaaa
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Nice ones!
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Lmao they were good ones, heres a star for ya
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Are you sure it only took 1000 characters??? Anyway...they were great!
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OMG! Hilarous! I like the "how do you drowned a blonde? put a scrath-n-sniff on the bottom of the pool!"
That was good! Good job, I liked them all, but you posted a lot of blonde jokes that were already posted, but they were still funny a second time!
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Coo....blimey. What wit. You certainly brighten up a day!
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Blondes ,,ha ha ha v good reading ha ha ha
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some quality ones there sbc
star
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oh oh dont know about them............blondes aren't 'slappers' you know, think these are more Essex girl jokes..................
pmsl
hahahahahah
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hehehe you on a roll hun, keep them comming
have a star
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come on pepzi time to get your own back i think
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LOLOL I'm glad to see you've gotten a great source for the jokes mate, Keep it up
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what have you got against blondes, blondes are pretty, sweet, intelligent, excellent in all aspects if life.
Jealousy will get you nowhere!!!!!!! LOL LOL
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:-)
jk, :-D!
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Some were very funny :D
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ha ha funny.
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lol
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FUNNY !!!
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wow! It was like doing the marathon! =D
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