Saturday, June 19, 2010

The Sexy Librarian.....?

OK. Now we are cooking with grease. I just went up to speak with her about her Thanksgiving Holiday. She said it was great. She



ate a lot. Her family left early. And she just spent time with her



"friend". Notice she didn't say boyfriend. BINGO !!! I am in.



She rubbed her hair, arched her body, and spoke to me, with



a passion. I told her I had my "pecan pie" which is my favorite.



Even thought I had half, and left the other half, in the fridge



on the job. Last I checked, it had a spoon in it. Somebody had



a piece. I told the Sexy Librarian, she said quote, " as long as



you got a piece". Hmmmm. She stressed the word piece.



I believe, I am in. What do you think ?



The Sexy Librarian.....?

Could be.



The Sexy Librarian.....?

Sounds like a good beginning. But you need to quit with the "play on words" and start straight speaking, otherwise she'll hold you up in flirt-ville forever.



The Sexy Librarian.....?

Depends. Where did you put the grease?



The Sexy Librarian.....?

Just play it cool and be yourself, you should do just fine.



The Sexy Librarian.....?

Your in.



The Sexy Librarian.....?

Ssshhhhhhh, dammitt!!!! Some of us are trying to study over here!



The Sexy Librarian.....?

just be your self go there often then one day ask her if she wants to go on a date some where

The Sexy Librarian.....?

OK. Now we are cooking with grease. I just went up to speak with her about her Thanksgiving Holiday. She said it was great. She



ate a lot. Her family left early. And she just spent time with her



"friend". Notice she didn't say boyfriend. BINGO !!! I am in.



She rubbed her hair, arched her body, and spoke to me, with



a passion. I told her I had my "pecan pie" which is my favorite.



Even thought I had half, and left the other half, in the fridge



on the job. Last I checked, it had a spoon in it. Somebody had



a piece. I told the Sexy Librarian, she said quote, " as long as



you got a piece". Hmmmm. She stressed the word piece.



I believe, I am in. What do you think ?



The Sexy Librarian.....?

Could be.



The Sexy Librarian.....?

Sounds like a good beginning. But you need to quit with the "play on words" and start straight speaking, otherwise she'll hold you up in flirt-ville forever.



The Sexy Librarian.....?

Depends. Where did you put the grease?



The Sexy Librarian.....?

Just play it cool and be yourself, you should do just fine.



The Sexy Librarian.....?

Your in.



The Sexy Librarian.....?

Ssshhhhhhh, dammitt!!!! Some of us are trying to study over here!



The Sexy Librarian.....?

just be your self go there often then one day ask her if she wants to go on a date some where

What do you think of this poem?

I see in the world



people with wealth



who, from delusion,



don't make a gift



of the treasure they've gained.



Greedy, they stash it away,



hoping for even more



sensual pleasures.



A king who, by force,



has conquered the world



and rules over the earth



to the edge of the sea,



dissatisfied with the ocean's near shore,



longs for the ocean's



far shore as well.



Kings %26amp; others



閳?plenty of people 閳?br> go to death with craving



unabated. Unsated,



they leave the body behind,



having not had enough



of the world's sensual pleasures.



One's relatives weep



%26amp; pull out their hair.



'Oh woe, our loved one is dead,' they cry.



Carrying him off,



wrapped in a piece of cloth,



they place him



on a pyre,



then set him on fire.



So he burns, poked with sticks,



in just one piece of cloth,



leaving all his possessions behind.



They are not shelters for one who has died 閳?br> not relatives,



friends,



or companions.



His heirs take over his wealth,



while the being goes on,



in line with his kamma.



No wealth at all



What do you think of this poem?

good you didn't write it.



First question is the additional detail part of the poem? Find a way of making it visible when one tries to analyze the poem. Its not visible and appears disconnected!



Secondly, in my view it is a bit mechanical, not quite memorable. Sounds like the poet is envious and wishes to see rulers and henchmen condemned to the abyss!



Kind of reads like disguised hatred masquerading as humanistic concern.



I'd advise the poet of the Lord's memorable wise counsel: "Vengeance is mine, and I shall repay."



Otherwise, fair attempt, be encouraged.



What do you think of this poem?

it ever good

Like Ferraris?

Imagine you are tooling around town in your Ferrari. It閳ユ獨 your third car. You mostly take it out for Sunday drives. You are crossing some train tracks and the car dies. A train is coming towards you. You notice a switch that will send the train down another track. But seated on the other track is a house filled with starving African refugees. If you throw the switch the refugees will all, die. What do you do?? I would hope you let the train hit the car. But here is the rub. By choosing to buy the car and not using the money to make the world a better place are you not in effect killing the refugees anyway?



I have sent this story to hundreds of people. The response is almost always the same.



Actually the most common response is nothing. But those who do respond usually say I work hard, etcetera, etcetera, I deserve, etcetera, etcetera.



But if you own 3 Ferraris, or even one for that matter, it is as much about luck as it is about deserving. If your are Shaquille Oneal and you were lucky enough to get the genes you got you are just as lucky as the child born to poverty and oppression is unlucky. There is no harder work NO harder life than imposed poverty and NO ONE deserves that life.



Let閳ユ獨 look at it a different way. How much does that 5th Hummer increase the quality of your life? How much more happy are you with that car than you would be with out it? The difference is marginal at best. You probably would not even notice the difference if it was not in the garage. But you do have a 5 car garage and have to keep it filled. How much does it cost to fix a hair lip on a poor little girl in Bolivia, maybe $ 5,000? So instead of spending $ 50,000 on that car and making your life a tiny bit better, why not make 10 lives infinitely better?



I was having lunch with a friend and before we went to lunch we popped into a jewelry store. She has a friend who makes jewelry and she wanted to show it to me. We were looking and I recognized a belt that my friend wears. I asked how much for the belt. The salesperson said $ 5,000. My friend has a $ 5,000 belt!!!



So while we were having lunch I asked my friend how much different her life would be if she did not have the belt. 閳ユ罚ot much閳?she said. Then I asked. 閳ユ窔f your granddaughter had a hair lip and you had to sell the belt to fix it what would you do.閳? She said, 閳ユ凡ell I would just take the money out of the bank.閳? I pointed out that this was all fantasy/hypothesis and that we have to assume that selling the belt is the only way to repair her grand daughter閳ユ獨 hair lip. Then she said. 閳ユ伐f course I would sell the belt, she閳ユ獨 family.閳? I said. 閳ユ凡e are all family. All of us are one family, one human race. It is about compassion knowing that when you buy something extravagant and wasteful you are stealing bread from a starving child. I know it閳ユ獨 hard because we live in an extravagant country. But you have to know this grand and lavish American way of life is one of the main reasons why the rest of the world hates us. And, why they hijack airplanes and crash them into our sky scrapers.閳? She said, 閳ユ凡ell what am I supposed to do?閳? I wrote this down on a piece of paper and handed it to her. 閳ユ窡ive simply so that others may simply live.閳?br>



A couple of days later I was thinking about a singer I saw once. His name was T-Buck. He was talking between songs and he said. 閳ユ返ou know we worship all kinds of things, money, Jesus, cars, Buddha, Allah, but more than any of those things we should worship each other.閳? I recently went to the Philippines. It閳ユ獨 amazing what the internet can do. I googled Philippine surf camp, and a week later I was stepping off of a twin propeller, 12 seat airplane onto tiny island in the middle of nowhere, PI. This island is so remote that they can not get many types of heavy machinery there, so they can not make gravel with machines. Instead they use people. The human gravel makers squat on their heels, with hammers and chisels, and break up rocks. They do it 8 hours a day, 6 days a week, with no safety glasses, no protection on their hands, for 25 cents an hour, $ 2 a day. Even though I was half way around the world, on the very cusp of civilization The Catholic Church was everywhere. One evening began with the sound of church bells ringing, and a bit later I could hear the choir too. Then a few hours later a small stream of people trickled into the neighbors place, maybe 20 in all. They ate dinner and then began to sing and pray. As they were singing I was thinking about T-Buck. It suddenly occurred to me that more than anything the world needs 閳ユ翻he Church of Each Other閳?



So I say that if you have 100 pairs of shoes, $ 10,000 watches, 5 ferraris, etc., you are worshiping yourself, and you lack a certain type of compassion or maybe you just are just conveniently not paying attention. I am not advocating life in a tent. I am just saying to make conscious choices, and don閳ユ獩 be frivolous, and wasteful. You can still have a nice house, a nice car, etc., but just THINK. That閳ユ獨 all just THINK, and be aware that we all are one. And whatever you take for yourself that is more than you what NEED you are taking from someone else.



I would like to close with a quote from Bill Maher.



Women think about diamonds the way men think about sex, the way leeches think about blood," Bill Maher once remarked. "But diamonds have a lot of blood on them, even without the terrorist connection, because they can not be traced diamonds are used by terrorists, to launder and move money. Diamond mines in Africa are controlled by rebel armies, and the rebel armies control the territory and make the villagers mine the diamonds. The villagers are basically slaves and the Rebels control them through terror, through such lovely things as cutting off the arms of the little children - something you never see in the De Beers commercials. An amputation is forever.



Now, I told this to a woman recently, who was only about the nicest person I've ever met - but she is a woman. And I told her about Africa and the armies and the rebels and the terror and the cutting off the arms of the little children. And she looked up at me with a little sad face and said, Both arms?



Remember Beannie Babies??? Diamonds are pretty much the same thing. I used to be in the jewelry business. Jewelry is what is called a created market. The market is driven by perceived value. What that means is that really good marketers make really good ads and they make us gullible consumers think that diamonds, beanie babies, whatever are rare, valuable, and worth a lot of money. Diamonds are a dime a dozen, it just so happens that most of them come from Africa and not that many people mine them. SO, the diamond miners got together about 100 years ago and decided to limit the supply and they did a really great job of marketing. They used to pay MILLIONS of dollars to make movies with big movie stars just so they could have a scene where the Brad Pitt of the day would ask the Angelina Jollie of the day to marry her and he would give her a diamond ring. So now in today閳ユ獨 times Diamonds are Forever, Every Kiss Begins with Kay, and on and on. They do a GREAT JOB!!!! Those are great ads!!!! Have you noticed that the folks who run the Diamonds are Forever ads are the De Beers family. Those are the folks who mine the diamonds. They don閳ユ獩 care where you buy the diamonds, just as long as you buy them. So anyone reading this ever pay over $ 50 for a beanie baby??? Feel kind of silly? Maybe in a 100 years or so people will look back and say, those silly 20th century people used to pay large amount of money for bags of beans and shiny rocks.



And by the way those diamond miners, the De Beers and their friends are the same folks who brought us one hundred years of Apartheid and complete racial domination in South Africa. 100 years of white folks KICKING BLACK ***!!! I am serious, in the last 20 years literally Millions of people in countries like the Congo have been killed in power struggles over diamonds.



Anyway that閳ユ獨 about it



Looking forward to the responses!!!



Like Ferraris?

what a story



Like Ferraris?

had 2 much 2 drink on new years eve, didn't ya...

The story of Labradoodles could there have been some sucess if it was handled differently?

Determined to source the most suitable guide-dog for a client, I unwittingly turned the canine world upside down



While working with the Royal Guide Dog Association of Australia as its puppy-breeding manager in the early 鈥?0s, I received a request from Hawaii. A vision-impaired woman there, whose husband was allergic to dog hair, had written to our centre in the hope that we might have an allergy-free guide-dog.



鈥淧iece of cake,鈥?I thought. The standard poodle, a trainable working dog, was probably the most suitable breed, with its tightly curled coat. Although our centre bred and used labradors, I didn鈥檛 anticipate any difficulties finding a suitable poodle.



It turned out I was wrong: after rejecting countless poodles with various problems, some two years and 33 disappointing trials later, I still hadn鈥檛 found an appropriate dog for the job.



In desperation, I decided to cross a standard poodle with one of our best-producing labradors.



The mating was successful, but it produced only three pups. We sent coat and saliva samples of each pup to the Hawaiian couple, and the husband found one sample allergy-free. At last we were getting somewhere, but a big job lay ahead. The pup had to grow up and prove suitable for guiding work; and then it had to be compatible with the visually impaired client. We had a long way to go.



With a three to six-month waiting list for people wishing to foster our pups, I was sure we鈥檇 have no problem placing our three new crossbred pups with a family. But again I was wrong: it seemed no-one wanted a crossbred puppy; everyone on the waiting list preferred to wait for a purebred. And time was running out 鈥?the pups needed to be placed in homes and socialised; otherwise they would not become guide-dogs.



By eight weeks of age, the puppies still hadn鈥檛 found homes. Frustrated and annoyed with the response to the trio of crossbreeds I had carefully reared, I decided to stop mentioning the word crossbreed and introduced the term labradoodle instead to describe my new allergy-free guide-dog pups.



It worked 鈥?during the weeks that followed, our switchboard was inundated with calls from other guide-dog centres, vision-impaired people and people allergic to dog hair who wanted to know more about this 鈥渨onder dog鈥? My three pups may have been mongrels at heart 鈥?but the furore did not abate.



It was 1989 and the publicity surrounding the new designer dogs went national and then international. A new world opened for countless people who had once thought they could never enjoy the delight of a pet pooch.



With this kind of response, I knew we were on to a winner, and I took the decision to breed more of the labrador-poodle crosses. So I contacted the then Kennel Control Councilof Australia, hoping to find the names of reputable breeders who were breeding standard problem-free poodles.



鈥淚f you use any registered dog for your programme, that breeder will be struck off the register and never be allowed to show or register their dogs again,鈥?the council鈥檚 spokesperson warned. Nor did he budge when I explained that the dogs were being bred to help vision-impaired people.



The breeders themselves were split: many did subsequentely threaten me or propose litigation if I used their progeny in my breeding programme, while others offered their services free to the guide-dog centre.



While all this was happening, I continued training Sultan, the original non-allergenic pup. He eventually went to Hawaii, amid intense media coverage, where as the world鈥檚 first labradoodle he bonded beautifully with his new owner and her allergic husband.



Interest in the labradoodle continued to escalate and inquiries poured in from all over the world from people wishing to either purchase or breed the dogs. But



I quickly realised that I鈥檇 opened a Pandora鈥檚 box when our next litter of ten labradoodles produced only three allergy-free pups.



I began to worry, too, about backyard breeders producing supposedly 鈥渁llergy-free鈥?dogs for profit. Already, one man claimed to be the first to breed a poodle- Rottweiler cross!



Nothing, however, could stop the mania that followed. New breeds began to flood the market: groodles, spoodles, caboodles and snoodles. Were breeders bothering to check their sires and bitches for heredity faults, or were they simply caught up in delivering to hungry customers the next status symbol? We鈥檒l never know for sure.



Today I am internationally credited as the first person to breed the labradoodle, but I wonder, in my retirement, whether we bred a designer dog 鈥?or a disaster!



The story of Labradoodles could there have been some sucess if it was handled differently?

I think his intentions were Honorable. He was looking for a "New" breed of dog to be used by people who had special needs not only with wanting a service dog but one that would also meet the criteria for those people who had sever allergies to dander.



It wasn't until years of trying and with very limited success that he declared this project ended and a failure. Unfortunately with all the media hype and publicity surround this even he inadvisedly I feel is the father to the Doodle craze we have today. The big difference is that he did realize that to produce this "New" breed would be almost impossible to perfect but by that time all the damage had been done. Any person from that point on saw an opening to not only breed these dogs but to also feel free to go beyond his original intent and do mixes of their own and declare them Allergy free dogs.



I feel this is what we are experiencing today with the "Designer" crazy we have now!



People went nuts and started breeding the poodles with just about anything and declared them allergy free! We know have to deal with what was once an experment to help peopleto a delima of what will they breed with what next and what false claims will be made now!



He open a pandora's box and now we are dealing with it!



The story of Labradoodles could there have been some sucess if it was handled differently?

Honestly he could have called them anything and the result would have been the same! We still would have all the "Designer" breeds!



I wish I could share with Dog Daze her answer was great!



Thanks! :) Report It



The story of Labradoodles could there have been some sucess if it was handled differently?

ok so you are not the so-called founder of the "muts"?? ij hope not, yes the storie would have ended diff if the husband just got allergy med- please?? poodle from good stock no good enough for the job bull #### wrong trainer training the poodle! so here it stated the 2 breeds were breed for one lady whos hubby was allergic?? gat a damm cane! look what happened! i'm mad sorry



The story of Labradoodles could there have been some sucess if it was handled differently?

i think their just like any other mutt.



The story of Labradoodles could there have been some sucess if it was handled differently?

My question would be this: It seems that the majority of crosses started with "doodles"- People who wanted a/n (insert breed here) that didn't shed. Labradoodles are, in my opinion, an attempt to reinvent the wheel. When you breed a lab and a poodle, you either get a dog that looks lab, poodle, or more resembles a portuguese water dog, or a curly coated retriever. These breeds already exist. Labs and poodles already have such similar personalities, I don't see the need to cross them, you either want a lab or you want a poodle.



Now, it's just become such an "in" thing to see what kind of name you can come up with for something- if the name is "cute" people will buy it!



Go to any poodle rescue site and look at the number of "doodles" looking for new homes. It's disgusting!



ADD: We have 2 dogs here that we groom that are service standard poodles. We also own 4 standard poodles. The breeder of one of our poodles has placed numerous dogs in service homes. So, don't tell me they aren't good enough. The father of one of mine was an S%26amp;R dog before nearly being killed by a rare tick borne disease. Another friend has one that is not only a cadaver dog, but is used to find ancient indian burial sites.



The story of Labradoodles could there have been some sucess if it was handled differently?

The origins of the labdoodle were good intentioned for therapy dogs, nice idea, but it didn't work out and they abandoned the breeding of this mix completely. Why continue what didn't work out? And there are protocols that are followed for breeding new breeds, but as it didn't work well they didn't purse it. Now we have people breeding them just for profit. When you breed something and the only motive is money I don't know how your intentions could possibly be called good. And maybe it's just me, but if these 'breeders' ever do finally make an honest attempt to actually come up with a new breed, I sure as hell hope they give it a respectable name, not something that sounds so Disney character, but for a mixed breed mutt I guess the name fits... Nothing would make breeding mixed breeds for profit better. It doesn't matter what you call them, the sad part is some people actually think they're a 'breed'



I have nothing against mutts. I volunteer in a shelter and even have one here myself. But mutts really need to be gotten from shelters or rescues, not line some BYB's or PM's pocket to make their truck payment!



*** Ok yes it's a good possibility the name is what started it off. A Lab/Poodle mix sounds less legitimate to some people's ears than Labdoodle. Now we have a name! I don't even think I've been on YA a whole month yet and I've already read enough to know that people actually think it's a legitimate breed. No wonder they get so mad when you say mixed breed or mutt. Jeez can't you see the name? It's a breed! (not). Before all this started you could barely give a Poodle mix away, now they're big bucks



The story of Labradoodles could there have been some sucess if it was handled differently?

This story with it's "excuse" used to justify why a mix was being delibrately bred is exactly that a flimsy excuse. There was no need and is still no need to "try" to breed a Guide/Service dog that is considered "low allergen" Why??? becasue there are already dog breeds that meet those requirements..breeds that have been well established for many, many years...Standard Poodles, Portugese Water Dogs, Irish Water Spaniels,Curly Coated Retreivers, etc.



Also it is incredibly ridiculous to breed a low shedding breed to a high shedding double coated breed to try to get a low allergen , low shedding dog.



The story of Labradoodles could there have been some sucess if it was handled differently?

I don't think the name has anything to do with it...its the concept of crossing two breeds to make a mutt and passing it off as a breed that is PREDICTABLE that is the issue. I know of NO two labradoodles that are the same in coat type, temperment, etc....and I think it is a complete scam to pass them off as hypoallergenic, friendly, whatever.



The story of Labradoodles could there have been some sucess if it was handled differently?

Whatever the intention, it was the wrong decision to deliberately cross 2 breeds. We as a society can accept "mutts" that are accidentally bred, but the intentional cross breeding is what sets the hackles on edge.

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What's the difference between a novel and a book?



How old are you before it can be said you died of old age?



If nobody buys a ticket to a movie do they still show it?



If someone owns a piece of land, do they own it all the way to the center of the earth?



If you have a cold hot pocket, is it just a pocket?



If humans evolved from monkey's/apes, why are they still here?



Why doesn't glue stick to the inside of the bottle?



Why is the show called unsolved mysteries? if they were solved they wouldn't be mysteries.



Do penguins have knees?



Why is it said that an alarm clock is going off when really its coming on?



How come people tell you not to stand in front of an emergency exit when if there was an emergency surely you would run through it?



Why did Sally sell seashells on the seashore when you can just pick them up anyway?



In libraries, do they put the bible in the fiction or non-fiction section?



Why are both of Spongebob's parents round like sea sponges while he is square like a kitchen sponge?



Does a two-humped camel store more water than a one-humped camel?



If you pamper a cow, do you get spoiled milk?



Why is it that if someone yells "duck" they are helping you, but if they yell "chicken" they are insulting you?



If the FBI breaks your door down do they have to pay for it?



If they have angel food cake on earth, do they have people food cake in heaven?



If you fart and burp at the same time, would it make a vacuum in your tummy?



Do they call a fortune teller who cant see a "blind seer"?



Why do you put two cents in when its only a penny for your thoughts?



Can you cry underwater?



You know the signs on restaurant doors? No Shirt, No Shoes, No Service? what if someone goes in with No Pants? Would the restaurant still have to serve them?



If an African elephant comes to America, is it an African-American elephant?



Why doesn't flavored gum turn your mouth that color?



If a doctor suddenly died while doing surgery, would the other doctors work on the doctor or the patient?



Why do we sing "Rock a bye baby" to lull our little ones to sleep when the song is about putting your baby in a tree and letting the wind crash the cradle to the ground?



Why do we say we're head over heels when we're happy? Isn't that the way we normally are?



If the Wicked Witch of the West melts in water... how did she ever bathe?



If bald people work as chefs in a restaurant,do they have to wear hairnets?



Why do sleeping pills have warning labels that state :'Caution: May Cause Drowsiness?



Do nudists have pin-ups of people with clothes on?



How can Darth Vader breathe and talk at the same time?



If there's a wheelchair-bound comedian, is it still called "stand-up"?



When the French swear do they say pardon my English?



Do people who use sign language see little hands in their head when they think about what somebody said, or do they hear the words in their head?



How did Walt Disney figure out how to make people pay to stand in lines all day?



Why do people constantly return to the refrigerator with hopes that something new to eat will have materialized?



Why is it that no matter what color bubble bath you use the bubbles are always white?



Why does someone believe you when you say there are four billion stars, but check when you say the paint is wet?



Why do they call someone "late" if they died early?



Why are the adjectives 'fast as' and 'slow as' often used in conjunction with hell, is hell slow or fast?



If the serving size on a can of soda is one can, then why is the serving size on the little can one can, too? Wouldn't the little cans be 2 cans?



If a king is gay and marries another guy what is that guy to the royal family?



Why are red buttons always the most important?



How is chess considered a sport?



Why is it when your sleeping it`s called drool but when your awake its called spit?



If a hermaphrodite got sent to a certain gender prison, which one would it get sent to?



If a teacher were to teach a younger grade than they were teaching before, would they be "degraded"?



If you get chemo-therapy do you lose your pubic hairs?



Would you die if you didn't pee?



Why does every Abraham Lincoln impersonator sound the same, even though there are no known audio recordings of the man?



How's come people tell you to stay a kid for as long as you can. Yet the moment you do anything childish or immature they tell you to grow up.



Why does the Easter bunny carry eggs? Rabbits don't lay eggs.



When Atheists go to Court, they can't swear on the bible, can they?



If marbles are not made of marble, why are they called marbles?



If you dig a hole through the center of the earth, come out on the other side, and then let go, would you be falling down or floating up?



Could you be a closet claustrophobic?



Could someone be addicted to counseling? If so, how would you treat them?



If ketchup is good on french fries, how come it isn't good on mashed potatoes?



Where do all the daylight savings hours go?



Why doesn't the hair on your arms grow as fast as the hair on your head?



What happens if a black cat walks under a ladder and breaks a mirror?



Why when people ask you "what three things would you bring with you on a desert island?" no one ever replies, "A BOAT"



Why are elderly people often called "old people" but children are never called "new people"?



How does Freddy Kruger wipe his butt?



Why doesn't broccoli come in a can?



Can you slam a revolving door?



How young can you be, but still die of old age?



What would happen if you found a four-leaf-clover under a ladder?



Can a cross-eyed teacher control his pupils?



Why do people constantly return to the refrigerator with hopes that something new to eat will have materialized?



If winnie the pooh was civilized enough to keep his honey in jars, why did he eat it off his hands? Surely he had spoons?



What happens if you get a paper cut from a Get Well card?



Can you read a picture book?



Why does it say "shake well" on ketchup bottles, but not ketchup packets?



Is there ever a day that mattresses are not on sale?



Is eating a mermaid considered cannibalism?



Why does it say do not use before work with heavy machinery on the back of childrens tylenol? I mean..really could we save that many people by getting those darn five year-olds with headcolds off those forklifts!



If mirrors need light to work, what happens if you put night vision goggles on in the dark and look at a mirror?



if you're on an American airline, and you land in Canada and stay on the plane, is the drinking age still 21 or does it change to 19?



What happens if every team in the NFL goes 8-8?



What shape is the sky?



If a Jewish person goes to court and is asked to put their right hand on the Bible, do they use a Torah instead?



Why is it written "May contain traces of peanuts or other kind of nuts" on peanut butter jars. Are people stupid enough not to realize it themselves?



If you only have one eye...are you blinking or winking?



If you have a gun and you ask, "can I ask you a question?" and they say "fire away" should you shoot them?



What is a chickpea if it is neither a chick nor a pea?



Why is it called the People's Republic Of China when China's not a republic?



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I'm sorry but I couldn't read all of that but if I had more time I would have.



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Yes to all...



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I read every one....just for that I deserve 10 points.



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i actually read the long long list. and i found something!!



you repeated this !



" Why do people constantly return to the refrigerator with hopes that something new to eat will have materialized? "



hahahaha



Just 4 Fun?

Would you please repeat that?



Just 4 Fun?

i actually laughed out loud when i saw "Why do people constantly return to the refrigerator with hopes that something new to eat will have materialized?" cus i actually do that ;D



thank you for sharing. since you shared i'll share too ;



-- can fat people go skinny-dipping?



-- why do we sing 'Take me out to the ball game', when we are already there?



-- why do we teach kids that violence is not the answer and then have them read about wars in school that solved Americas problems?



-- do stuttering people stutter when they're thinking to themselves?



-- why do police officers wear tight clothes and dressy shoes? wouldn't that make them slower when chasing someone?



-- what if you're in hell, and you're mad at someone, where do you tell them to go?



-- do bald people wash their head with shampoo or soap?



-- why do we yell heads up when we're actually suppose to duck when something comes flying at your face?



-- did you ever notice that when you blow in a dog's face, he gets mad at you, but when you take him on a car ride, he sticks his head out the window?



-- if corn oil is made from corn, and vegetable oil is made from vegetables, then what is baby oil made from?



-- If quizzes are quizzical, what are tests?



-- why does your OB-GYN leave the room when you get undressed if they are going to look up there anyway?



-- who was the first person to say, "See that chicken there? I'm gonna eat the next thing that comes outta its butt.



-- who was the first person to look at a cow and say, "I think I'll squeeze these dangly things here, and drink whatever comes out?



-- why do your friends ask where are you when they just called your house number



Just 4 Fun?

someone has too much time on their hands.....

How many facts do you know!!?

For every human being on earth, there are about 200 million insects.



The harmonica is the world's most popular instrument.



By the time they are 65 years old, most Americans have watched more than nine years worth of television.



The puck in ice hockey can travel at up to 118 mph (190 km/h).



If you stretched all the nerves in the body from end to end, they would be about 47 miles long.



Humans have more than 600 muscles in their bodies.



Rubber bands last longer when refrigerated.



Peanuts are one of the ingredients of dynamite.



There are 293 ways to make change for a dollar.



The average person's left hand does 56% of the typing.



A shark is the only fish that can blink with both eyes.



There are more chickens than people in the world.



Two-thirds of the world's eggplant is grown in New Jersey.



The longest one-syllable word in the English language is "screeched."



All of the clocks in the movie "Pulp Fiction" are stuck on 4:20.



No word in the English language rhymes with month, orange, silver or purple.



"Dreamt" is the only English word that ends in the letters "mt."



All 50 states are listed across the top of the Lincoln Memorial on the back of the $5 bill.



Almonds are a member of the peach family.



Winston Churchill was born in a ladies' room during a dance.



Maine is the only state whose name is just one syllable.



The largest cabbage weighed 144 lbs.



There are only four words in the English language which end in "-dous": tremendous, horrendous, stupendous, and hazardous.



Los Angeles's full name is "El Pueblo de Nuestra Senora la Reina de Los Angeles de Porciuncula" - and can be abbreviated to 3.63% of its size: "L.A."



A cat has 32 muscles in each ear.



An ostrich's eye is bigger than its brain.



Tigers have striped skin, not just stripped fur.



In most advertisements, the time displayed on a watch is 10:10.



Al Capone's business card said he was a used furniture dealer.



The characters Bert and Ernie on Sesame Street were named after Bert the cop and Ernie the taxi driver in Frank Capra's "Its A Wonderful Life."



A dragonfly has a life span of 24 hours.



A goldfish has a memory span of three seconds.



It's impossible to sneeze with your eyes open. (DON'T try this at home!)



The giant squid has the largest eyes in the world.



In England, the Speaker of the House is not allowed to speak.



The microwave was invented after a researcher walked by a radar tube and a chocolate bar melted in his pocket.



Mr. Rogers is an ordained minister.



There are 336 dimples on a regulation golf ball.



"Stewardesses" is the longest word that is typed with only the left hand.



Many hamsters blink one eye at a time.



The inventor of the flushing toilet was Thomas Crapper.



The average bed is home to over 6 billion dust mites.



Plastic lawn flamingos outnumber real flamingos in the U.S.A.



Whitby, Ontario has more donut stores per capita than any other place in the world.



Starfish have no brain.



Dolphins sleep with one eye open.



Ernest Vincent Wright wrote a novel with over 50,000 words, none of which containing the letter "E".



Bulls are color blind.



A can of SPAM is opened every 4 seconds.



"Babe" was played by over 48 pigs.



Mosquitoes have 47 teeth.



Lip stick contains fish scales.



The Poison Arrow frog has enough poison to kill 2200 people.



The largest known kidney stone weighed 1.36 kilograms.



Kidney stones come in any color from yellow to brown.



Women blink twice as many times as men do.



The McDonalds at the SkyDome in Toronto, Ontario is the only one in the world that sells hot dogs.



A bowling pin only has to tilt 7.5 degrees in order to fall down.



The first episode of Leave It To Beaver aired on October 4, 1957.



Beaver Cleaver's locker number is 9.



The first flushing toilet seen on TV was on Leave It To Beaver.



Jerry Seinfeld's apartment number (on the show) is 5A. In the old episodes it was 3A.



The life span of a taste bud is ten days.



Pi has been calculated to 2,260,321,363 digits.



The billionth digit in Pi is 9.



The first 100 numbers of Pi are:



3.141592653589793238462643383279502884...



58209749445923078164062862089986280348...



Click HERE for 99,999 digits of pi!



A stretched out Slinky is 87 feet long.



An iguana can stay under water for 28 minutes.



Emus can't walk backwards.



A group of unicorns is called a blessing.



A group of kangaroos is called a mob.



A group of whales is called a pod.



A group of geese is called a gaggle.



A group of owls is called a parliament.



A group of ravens is called a murder.



A group of bears is called a sleuth.



12 or more cows is called a flink.



A baby oyster is called a spat.



Chickens can't swallow while they are upside down.



In the October 22, 1945 edition of Life magazine there was a picture of a chicken with its head cut off. It was alive too!



The average garden variety caterpillar has 248 muscles in its head.



Pinocchio was made of pine.



The largest pumpkin weighed 377 lbs.



A mule won't sink in quicksand but a donkey will.



More people are killed annually by donkeys than in airplane crashes.



Alfred Hitchcock had no belly button for it was eliminated during surgery.



There are 22 stars in the Paramount logo.



The average human produces 10,000 gallons of saliva in a lifetime.



A quarter has 119 grooves around the edge.



A dime has 118 ridges around the edge.



Cranberry Jell-0 is the only kind that contains real fruit.



The plastic things on the end of shoelaces are called aglets.



Every time you lick a stamp you consume 1/10 of a calorie.



The pound sign # is called anoctothorpe.



Maine is the toothpick capital of the world.



New Jersey has a spoon museum with over 5,400 spoons from almost all the states.



There was once a town in West Virginia called "6".



Singapore only has one train station.



The parking meter was invented in North Dakota.



Napolean made his battle plans in a sandbox.



Roman Emperor Caligula made his horse a senator.



The green stuff on the occasional freak potatoe chip is chlorophyll.



If you ate too many carrots you would turn orange.



Pluto's orbit crosses Neptune's making Pluto the eighth planet from the sun. It has been that way since 1979 and will remain that way until 1999.



The earth is approx. 6,588,000,000,000,000,000 tons.



The force of 1 billion people jumping at the same time is equal to 500 tons of TNT.



Popeye was 5'6".



Howdy Doody had 48 freckles.



The first word spoken on the moon was "Okay".



Neil Armstrong stepped on the moon with his left foot first.



The average speed of Heinz ketchup leaving the bottle is 25 miles per year.



Hilary Clinton once said We are the President.



The percent of women who wash their hands after leaving a restroom is 80%.



The percent of men who wash their hands after using a restroom is 55%.



There are 333 toilet paper squares on a toilet paper roll.



The Eifel Tower has 2,500,000 rivets in it.



"Jaws" is the most common name for a goldfish.



On an average work day, a typist's fingers travel 12.6 miles.



The average American eats 2 donuts a day.



The longest word in the Old Testament is Malhershalahashbaz.



The longest time a person has been in a coma is 37 years.



Every minute in the U.S 6 people turn 17.



It takes the Where's Waldo artist one month to complete a drawing.



2500 lefties die each year using products designed for righties.



A baby is born every 7 seconds.



10 tons of space dust fall on the Earth everyday.



On average, a 4 year old child asks 437 questions a day.



Blue and white are the most common school colors.



Swimming pools in Phoenix, Arizona, pick up 20 pounds of dust a year.



The first message tapped by Samuel Morse over his invention the telegraph was: What hath God wrought?.



The first words spoken by over Alexander Bell over the telephone were: Watson, please come here. I want you.



The first words spoken by Thomas Edison over the phonograph were: Mary had a little lamb



The three words in the English language with the letters uu are: vacuum, residuum and continuum.



A baby in Florida was named: Truewilllaughinglifebuckyboomermanifestd... His middle name is George James.



It is illegal to ride a street car on Sunday if have been eating garlic in Toronto, Ontario, Canada.



In a normal life time an American will eat 200 pounds of peanuts and 10,000 pounds of meat.



A new book is published every 13 minutes in America.



America's best selling ice-cream flavour is vanilla.



American's eat 18 billion hot dogs a year.



American's eat 134 pounds of sugar a year.



Every year the sun loses 360 million tons.



Because of Animal Crackers, many kids until they reach the age of ten, believe a bear is as tall as a giraffe.



You can tell if a skunk is about if you smell only .000 000 000 000 071 ounce of its spray.



Animal breeders in Russia once claimed to have bred sheep with blue wool.



Penguins are the only bird that can leap into the air like porpoises.



India has 50 million monkeys.



By some unknown means, an iguana can end its own life.



Americans spend around $3 billion for cat and dog food a year.



Pigs can cover a mile in 7.5 minutes when running at top speed.



You breathe about 10 million times a year.



The colder the room you sleep in, the better the chances are that you'll have a bad dream.



The first non-human to win an Oscar was Mickey Mouse.



Lee Harvey Oswald was booked with mugshot number 54018.



The Gulf Stream could carry a message in a bottle at an average of 4 miles per hour.



The bullseye on a dartboard must be 5 feet 8 inches off the ground.



The foot is the most common body part bitten by insects.



The most common time for a wake up call is 7am.



The doorbell was invented in 1831.



The are 255 squares on a Scrabble board.



The electric shaver was patented on November 6, 1928.



There are 500 sheets of paper in a ream.



The monkey wrench was invented by Charles Moncke.



Japan is the largest exporter of frog's legs.



There are seven points on the Statue of Liberty's crown.



There are approx. 550 hairs in the eyebrow.



The most common non-contagious disease in the world is tooth decay.



The shell constitutes 12 percent of an egg's weight.



A squid has 10 tentacles.



A snail's reproductive organs are in its head.



A cow's only sweat glands are in its nose.



The word "AND" appears 46,277 times in the Bible.



The first word played in the Scrabble rules demonstration game is "horn".



The telephone's U.S. patent number is 174,465.



The typical person goes to the bathroom 6 times a day.



There are 17 steps leading up to Sherlock Holme's apartment.



When a horned toad is angry, it squirts blood from it's eyes.



Napoleon was terrified of cats.



The first Lifesaver flavor was peppermint.



The typical American eats 263 eggs a year.



The ballpoint pen was invented in 1938 by Laszlo and Georg Biro.



The fastest growing nail is on the middle finger.



The parking meter was invented by C.C. Magee in 1935.



In 1961, an IBM 7090 computer calculated Pi to 100 265 digits.



The human body weighs forty times more than the brain.



After eating too much, your hearing is less sharp.



A person swallows approximately 295 times while eating dinner.



The oldest known vegetable is the pea.



Jack is the most common name in nursery rhymes.



The avocado has the most calories of any fruit.



The first zoo in the USA was in Philadelphia.



The letter N ends all Japanese words not ending in a vowel.



France has the highest per capita consumption of cheese.



The hardest bone in the human body is the jawbone.



4000 people are injured by teapots each year.



The typical American consumes 27 pounds of cheese each year.



The shortest English word that contains the letters A, B, C, D, E, and F is feedback.



The ostrich has a 46 foot long small intestine.



The state of California raises the most turkeys out of all of the states.



The most sensitive finger on the human hand is the index finger.



George Washington Carver invented peanut butter.



The typical hen lays 19 dozen eggs a year.



Stainless stell was invented by Harry Brearley in 1913.



A scallop has 35 blue eyes.



The left leg of a chicken in more tender than the right one.



The only dog that doesn't have a pink tongue is the chow.



Iceland was the first country to legalize abortion in 1935.



The giraffe has the highest blood pressure of any animal.



The dumbest domesticated animal is the turkey.



Russia has the most movie theaters in the world.



Albert Blake Dick invented the mimeograph machine.



The strongest muscle in the human body is the tongue.



The most fatal car accidents occur on Saturday.



An Oscar weighs seven pounds.



It takes the typical person seven minutes to fall asleep.



Gabriel Fahrenheit invented the mercury thermometer.



The Eiffel Tower has 1792 steps.



The mongoose was barred live entry into the U.S. in 1902.



Ants stretch when they wake up in the morning.



Thomas Edison, lightbulb inventor, was afraid of the dark.



About 3000 years ago, most Egyptians died by the time they were 30.



A sneeze travels out your mouth at over 600 m.p.h.



The average person has over 1,460 dreams a year.



Lightning strikes about 6,000 times per minute on this planet.



Owls are the only birds who can see the color blue.



A jellyfish is 95 percent water.



The elephant is the only mammal that can't jump.



The penguin is the only bird who can swim, but not fly.



America once issued a 5-cent bill.



Like fingerprints, everyone's tongue print is different.



Fortune cookies were actually invented in America, in 1918, by Charles Jung.



A giraffe can clean its ears with its 21-inch tongue.



Chewing gum while peeling onions will keep you from crying.



Bats always turn left when exiting a cave.



Fingernails grow nearly 4 times faster than toenails.



You blink about 84,000,000 times a year.



In England, in the 1880's, "Pants" was considered a dirty word.



A toothpick is the object most often choked on by Americans.



Every 45 seconds, a house catches on fire in the United States.



The sun is 330,330 times larger than the earth.



A hummingbird weighs less than a penny.



A cockroach will live nine days without it's head, before it starves to death.



The most used letter in the English alphabet is 'E', and 'Q' is the least used.



Dogs and cats, like humans, are either right of left handed... or is that pawed?



The opposite sides of a dice cube always add up to seven.



Men are 6 times more likely to be struck by lighting than women.



Of all the words in the English language, the word set has the most definitions.



Bulls are colorblind, therefore will usually charge at a matador's waving cape no matter what color it is -- be it red or neon yellow.



Apples are more efficient than caffeine in keeping people awake in the mornings.



Smelling bananas and/or green apples (smelling, not eating) can help you lose weight.



After eating, a housefly regurgitates its food and then eats it again!



When someone annoys you, it takes 42 muscles to frown, but it only takes 4 muscles to extend your arm and whack them in the head.



Coca-Cola was originally green.



Hong Kong has the most Rolls Royce's per capita.



Alaska is the state with highest percent of people who walk to work.



28 percent of Africa is wilderness.



38 percent of America is wilderness.



A duck's quack does not echo and no one knows why.



It costs $6400 to raise a medium size dog to age of 11.



Average number of people airborne over the U.S. during any given hour: 61,000.



70 percent of Americans who visited Disneyland/World.



Intelligent people have more copper and zinc in their hair.



The youngest pope was 11 years old.



Iceland consumes more Coca-Cola per capita than any other country.



The sentence "The quick brown fox jumps over the lazy dog." uses every letter in the alphabet and was developed by Western Union to test telex/twx communications.



Average life span of a major league baseball: 7 pitches.



The San Francisco Cable cars are the only "mobile" National Monuments.



The only 15-letter word that can be spelled without repeating a letter "uncopyrightable."



Did you know that there are coffee flavored PEZ?



The reason firehouses have circular stairways is from the days of yore when the engines were pulled by horses. The horses were stabled on the ground floor and learned how to walk up standard staircases.



When opossums are playing 'possum, they are not "playing." They actually pass out from sheer terror.



The Main Library at Indiana University sinks over an inch every year because, when it was built, engineers failed to take into account the weight of all the books that would occupy the building.



111,111,111 x 111,111,111 = 12,345,678,987,654,321



Clans of long ago that wanted to get rid of unwanted people (without killing them) used to burn their houses down - hence the expression "to get fired."



Only two people signed the Declaration of Independence on July 4th, John Hancock and Charles Thomson. Most of the rest signed on August 2, but the last signature wasn't added until 5 years later.



The longest recorded flight of a chicken is thirteen seconds.



David Prowse was the guy in the Darth Vader suit in Star Wars. He spoke all of Vader's lines, and didn't know his voice was going to be dubbed over by James Earl Jones until he saw the screening of the movie.



The Pentagon, in Arlington, Virginia, has twice as many bathrooms as is necessary. When it was built in the 1940s, the state of Virginia still had segregation laws requiring separate toilet facilities for blacks and whites.



The cruise liner, Queen Elizabeth II, moves only six inches for each gallon of diesel fuel that it burns.



The highest point in Pennsylvania is lower than the lowest point in Colorado.



Nutmeg is extremely poisonous if injected intravenously.



If you have three quarters, four dimes, and four pennies, you have $1.19. You also have the largest amount of money in coins without being able to make change for a dollar.



No NFL team which plays its home games in a domed stadium has ever won a Superbowl.



The only two days of the year in which there are no professional sports games (MLB, NBA, NHL, or NFL) are the day before and the day after the Major League All-star Game.



Only one person in two billion will live to be 116 or older.



Pound for pound, hamburgers cost more than new cars.



The 3 most valuable brand names on earth: Marlboro, Coca-Cola, and Budweiser, in that order.



It's possible to lead a cow upstairs...but not downstairs.



Ninety percent of New York City cabbies are recently arrived immigrants.



In 10 minutes, a hurricane releases more energy than all the world's nuclear weapons combined.



Reno, Nevada is west of Los Angeles, California.



The cigarette lighter was invented before the match.



If you yelled for 8 years, 7 months and 6 days, you would have produced enough sound energy to heat one cup of coffee.



The human heart creates enough pressure when it pumps out to the body to squirt blood 30 feet.



Banging your head against a wall uses 150 calories an hour.



On average people fear spiders more than they do death.



You can't kill yourself by holding your breath.



You are more likely to be killed by a champagne cork than by a poisonous spider.



Right-handed people live, on average, nine years longer than left-handed people do.



In ancient Egypt, Priests plucked every hair from their bodies, including their eyebrows and eyelashes.



A crocodile cannot stick its tongue out.



Butterflies taste with their feet.



A cat's urine glows under a blacklight.



The first couple to be shown in bed together on prime time television were Fred and Wilma Flintstone.



Coca Cola was originally green.



The Ten Commandments contain 297 words.



The Bill of Rights is stated in 463 words.



Lincoln's Gettysburg Address contains 266 words.



A recent federal directive to regulate the price of cabbage contains 26,911 words.



There are more collect calls made on Father's Day than on any other day.



Every day more money is printed for monopoly than the US Treasury.



Men can read smaller print than women, women can hear better than men.



Barbie's measurements if she were life size: 39-23-33.



The world's youngest parents were 8 %26amp; 9 and lived in China in 1910.



Honey is the only food that doesn't spoil



Half of all Americans live within 50 miles of their birthplace.



The youngest Pope was 11 years old.



"I am." is the shortest complete sentence in the English language.



The nursery rhyme Ring Around the Rosey is a rhyme about the bubonic plague. Infected people with the plague would get red circular sores (Ring around the Rosey...). These sores would smell very bad so people would hide flowers on their bodies in an attempt to mask the smell ("pocket full of posies..."). People who died from the plague would be burned to reduce the spread of the disease ("ashes, ashes, we all fall down").



The citrus soda 7-UP was created in 1929; "7" was selected because the original containers were 7 ounces. "UP" indicated the direction of the bubbles.



Mosquito repellents don't repel. They hide you. The spray blocks the mosquito's sensors so they don't know you're there.



Dentists have recommended that a toothbrush be kept at least 6 feet away from a toilet to avoid airborne particles resulting from the flush.



The liquid inside young coconuts can be used as substitute for blood plasma.



American car horns beep in the tone of F.



No piece of paper can be folded more than 7 times.



1 in every 4 Americans has appeared on television.



You burn more calories sleeping than you do watching television.



Oak trees do not produce acorns until they are fifty years of age or older.



The first product to have a bar code was Wrigley's gum.



The king of hearts is the only king without a mustache.



A Boeing 747s wingspan is longer than the Wright brother's first flight.



American Airlines saved $40,000 in 1987 by eliminating 1 olive from each salad served in first-class.



Venus is the only planet that rotates clockwise.



The first CD pressed in the US was Bruce Springsteen's "Born in the USA."



The 57 on the Heinz ketchup bottle represents the number of varieties of pickles the company once had.



Most dust particles in your house are made from dead skin.



How many facts do you know!!?

Facts are simple and facts are straight



Facts are lazy and facts are late



Facts all come with points of view



Facts dont do what I want them to



Facts just twist the truth around



Facts are living turned inside out



Facts are getting the best of them



Facts are nothing on the face of things



Facts dont stain the furniture



Facts go out and slam the door



Facts are written all over your face



Facts continue to change their shape



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Nice to have a new computer...huh?



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and you put all those facts up there why?



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did you know the human body contains 10 pints of blood??



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Nothing like filling your head with useless knowledge, eh?



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had a few old guy had advantange . very very well done confused by puck speed seems a tad to high would guess around 105 . 1 in 4 americans t.v statying when . no offence please brilliant question please no offence intended very well done congrats to you



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cool i liked it



idk if every one of them i a fact thou



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thanks for posting this...i needing something to pass the time and this did it!! i even laughed a little. i even tested my brother on some stuff. thanks for helping out the bored!!



aloha!



edit...haha, this fact was listed twice "Coca Cola was originally green."...the only difference is one has a hyphen and the other doesnt.



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I think it would be beneficial for you to do a fact check, because some of your statements are in error.



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WOW :o